Sh*t My Kids Say: “Gray Hair” - Hailey (7 y/o)

Sh*t My Kids Say: “Gray Hair” - Hailey (7 y/o)

Sh*t my kids say: “Lost My Mind” - Hailey (7 y/o)

Sh*t my kids say: “Lost My Mind” - Hailey (7 y/o)

Sh*t my kids say: “Water” - Hailey (7 y/o)

Sh*t my kids say: “Water” - Hailey (7 y/o)

Sh*t my kids say: “Lemon” - Chloe (5 y/o)

Sh*t my kids say: “Lemon” - Chloe (5 y/o)

Sh*t My Kids Say: “Tornado” - Joseph (10 y/o)

Sh*t My Kids Say: “Tornado” - Joseph (10 y/o)

Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that St Nicholas soon would be there.

The children were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of sugar-plums danced in their heads.
And mamma in her ‘kerchief, and I in my cap,
Had just settled our brains for a long winter’s nap.

When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I flew like a flash,
Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.

The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow
Gave the lustre of mid-day to objects below.
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a miniature sleigh, and eight tinny reindeer.

With a little old driver, so lively and quick,
I knew in a moment it must be St Nick.
More rapid than eagles his coursers they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name!

“Now Dasher! now, Dancer! now, Prancer and Vixen!
On, Comet! On, Cupid! on, on Donner and Blitzen!
To the top of the porch! to the top of the wall!
Now dash away! Dash away! Dash away all!”

As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly,
When they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky.
So up to the house-top the coursers they flew,
With the sleigh full of Toys, and St Nicholas too.

And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof
The prancing and pawing of each little hoof.
As I drew in my head, and was turning around,
Down the chimney St Nicholas came with a bound.

He was dressed all in fur, from his head to his foot,
And his clothes were all tarnished with ashes and soot.
A bundle of Toys he had flung on his back,
And he looked like a peddler, just opening his pack.

His eyes-how they twinkled! his dimples how merry!
His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry!
His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow,
And the beard of his chin was as white as the snow.

The stump of a pipe he held tight in his teeth,
And the smoke it encircled his head like a wreath.
He had a broad face and a little round belly,
That shook when he laughed, like a bowlful of jelly!

He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf,
And I laughed when I saw him, in spite of myself!
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,
Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread.

He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And filled all the stockings, then turned with a jerk.
And laying his finger aside of his nose,
And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose!

He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle,
And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.
But I heard him exclaim, ‘ere he drove out of sight,
“Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-night!”

Clement Clarke Moore

The map of the world

As I explore the endless bounds of the Internet, I occasional run across a gem that I just have to share.

I must admit that I relate to this story in a very personal way and find myself playing the role of the father far too often. I hope you appreciate this story as much as I did:

The Map of The World


There was a precocious 7-year-old boy and a very tired father in a living room one Sunday morning.  The father desperately wanted to read the paper and sip coffee with out interruption but the energetic boy would have none of that.


The boy barraged the father with questions as he played loudly with his hot wheels. “Vroom, Vroom” and sound effects only a boy could invent were shrieked into the air. With the turn of every page of his paper, the father sighed with impatience and discontent.


The father was desperate for quiet.  At that moment he saw a large map of the world on page 7 of the paper.  He took the map, tore it into a hundred if not a thousand little pieces and tossed it on the floor.  He then told his son to quietly put the map of the world back together.


…And for a few moments, success.  It was quiet. 


But quickly thereafter, and much faster than the father expected, the boy said, “Daddy, it’s done!” In disbelief, and with his nose still in the paper, the father rattled, “Son, you couldn’t have finished the puzzle. There wasn’t enough time!” But the son insisted, “Please look Daddy, it’s done!”


The father looked down and there he saw the map of the world perfectly put back together and all taped up.  He was amazed. He said, “I don’t know how you did that so quickly. I just can’t believe what I’m seeing!”


The son responded with, “Daddy, it was so easy because on the back of the map was a picture of a family.  All I did was focus on putting the family back together and the world took care of itself.”

—Unknown

Found this on Jill English’s site. Jill can also be found on Twitter @ArtDish. Be sure to check her out!

Train yourself to let go of everything you fear to lose.

Yoda

Named must your fear be before banish it you can

Yoda

I am looking forward…

…to sand between my toes!

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